I’ve made over 1000 posts on this blog but I’m going to start a brand new personal blog. 

I think I’m going to leave this one here but it will not be updated. 

I don’t know why I have so many followers on this blog, but I shouldn’t.

It’s not safe. 

Bye guys. 

“Everyone has forgotten the true meaning of Christmas, people have become too materialistic.”

Coming from the person who got a collection of Apple products. An iPad, iPhone 4s, Macbook Pro, etc. 

Lol shut the fuck up.

Parents spend two weeks pounding you and asking what you want for Christmas.

Get nothing you asked for.

Makes sense.

lamest Christmas ever.

e.v.e.r.

You know when you bite into a really juicy piece of fruit, like a mango, and you have to purse your lips against it to make sure you catch all the drips of juice?

That’s exactly how to perform oral on a woman. Your whole mouth should embrace her. Over her clitoris and her labia, over the entrance to her vagina, so she can feel the warmth of your lips and tongue. The biggest mistake guys make with going down on a girl is they think it’s all about just flicking the clitoris with the tongue and that’s it. That is extremely boring oral sex. You’ll turn a woman off doing that.

What turns a woman on, however, is when their partner gives it their all. Show her much you love how she tastes and how she smells. Bury your face right in between her thighs. Make noises against her pussy. Make out that you are eating something delicious and that you simply cannot get enough. Girls go wild over that kind of thing. Don’t lick pussy; eat pussy.

Never use a firm, erect tongue against her clitoris. It will hurt. Don’t tug and suck hard on the labia, either - that will also hurt, or at the very least feel uncomfortable and likely turn her off. Instead, keep your tongue soft and supple against her clitoris.

The entrance of the vagina is extremely arousing for a woman when stimulated. Think of the spot that gives you the most intense tingles, makes your thighs shake and causes aching throbs deep inside your pelvis when you’re stimulated there. That’s what stimulating a woman at her vaginal entrance feels like for her, so make sure you serve generously. Use your tongue. Don’t be afraid to thrust your tongue into her. Suck softly at that area, press your face in against her there, breathe her in (but never breathe out/blow air into her vagina).

Use your finger(s), too. Move them in and out of her while sucking on her clitoris. And I mean suck - don’t just lick it. Fuck her slowly with your fingers. Twist them gently, crook them against her g-spot, tease her entrance. Fuck her hard with your fingers by pressing them down against her vaginal wall, palm down, and thrusting them deeply, so her whole body is being rocked against the motion of your hand. This mimics the sensation of penis pounding in and out of her. Do that while sucking on her clitoris.

Let her body language and her vocal noises and the way she grabs your hair and the way she pleads or begs for more be your guide. Just remember to keep your lips soft and your mouth covering as much as you can manage - like, as I said, you’re eating an overripe, juicy, succulent mango.

jesus christ i love how much this boy calls me oh my god 

Evan: “Well, you’re going to be the one to fuck up, because I’m not going to be the one to fuck things up between us.”
Me: “Nuh uh, I could never ever fuck things up between us.”
Evan: “Well at this point, we should be talking about marriage and how many kids we want.”
Me: “Two.”
Evan: “Three.”
Me: “Two or three.”
Evan: “I can work with that.” 

and we talked about it the whole drive and he held my hand the whole time. 

“Are you starting to love me already?”
“Maybe.” 

Going to the party with Kristin. Going to drink every drink that’s put in front of me. Evan will be there. Get to fall asleep with Evan. I get my first motherfucking new years kiss. Going to party my fucking ass off. I’m going to drink until I can’t. Even if it means trying to fake being not hungover the next morning at my grandma’s house. 

Oh and did I mention I get to fall asleep with Evan or

Yep I get to fall asleep with him 

and kiss him

and kiss him at midnight

and fall asleep with him

and kiss him

and fall asleep with him

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My life is complete.